Mogipbob

Lyrics

Pulled that engine block out barehanded
Boss just stared, completely stranded
Said, How’d you lift that thing alone
I just grinned said, It’s in my bones

Fixed the leak, sealed the line
Clock still ticking, right on time
Don’t need luck, don’t need lightnin’
Just do it bold like a Viking

When the odds stack high and the road gets rough
I growl at the world and say, That’s enough

Like a Viking swingin’ that wrench
Beard full of glory and a lunchroom stench
I charge through fire, I don’t do fright
With a thermos of coffee and a heart that fights
Like a Viking yeah, I don’t fold
I brave the cold and the payroll hold
When it can’t be done - I’m the one they’re likin’
‘Cause I get it done like a Viking

Built that deck in a thunder squall
Rain came sideways, didn’t care at all
Neighbor said, Man, you’re gonna drown
I said, Not ‘til this board is down

Cranked that bolt ‘til the wrench went snap
Bit my tongue, said, How ‘bout that
It’s not pretty, it’s just strikin’
Strong and stubborn like a Viking

When life throws storms and the boss throws shade
I sharpen my axe and call it a day

Like a Viking fearless soul
Wi-Fi’s down but I’m on a roll
No helmet, just a ballcap bent
And a truck full of tools that pay the rent
Like a Viking through the grind and grime
Still clockin’ in on borrowed time
When the job looks tough, I get excitin’
‘Cause I live my life like a Viking

Maybe no longboat, no roaring sea
But I’m fighting dragons called policy
The paperwork’s fierce, the printer’s mean
But I’ll raid that copier like a machine

Like a Viking bold and loud
A blue-collar saga that makes me proud
From frozen mornings to overtime nights
I swing my hammer ‘til it feels just right
Like a Viking no quit in sight
My shield’s a coffee cup, my sword’s a light
When the world says no, I say, Let’s try again
‘Cause that’s what you do like a Viking

So raise your mug to the workday kings
With their busted boots and battle dings
We’re the legends nobody’s typin’
Still gettin’ it done like a Viking