From the recording High on the Hog
Lyrics
Woke up hungry, quarter past noon
Stomach growlin' a chickeny tune
Don't care if it's hot or cold
Need that bird, I'm feelin' bold
Stomach's rumblin', can't wait a word
Gotta get me that dirty bird
Dirty bird
Have you heard
Juicy bird
It's absurd
Crispy bird
Take my word
Tender bird
I'm a nerd
Rolled up to the drive-thru line
Saw the bucket, thought, This is mine
Said, Extra crispy, no delay
I'll pay or dance just give it my way
Stomach's rumblin', can't wait a word
Gotta get me that dirty bird
Dirty bird
Have you heard
Juicy bird
It's absurd
Crispy bird
Take my word
Thunder bird
I'm a nerd
Tried tacos, tried pizza too
But nothing tastes like Colonel knew
Bucket in lap, life feels right
Finger-lickin' joy on Friday night
Plate is gone, belly's full
Might take a nap or act a fool
Tomorrow comes, I'll be back around
Dirty bird reigns, best in town
Stomach's rumblin', can't wait a word
Gotta get me that dirty bird
Dirty bird
Have you heard
Juicy bird
The cat purred
Crispy bird
Take my word
Tender bird
I'm a nerd
All I want tonight
That dirty bird